My dear Indian friends and photo-bombers I would just like to confirm that I am in fact NOT Jason Statham. I realise that the more I deny it, the more you believe it to be true and that I sometimes tease you with my demands of 500 rupees when you take photos of me.
But come on, do you really believe that I would put up with the levels of rudeness from some of you without using my Jason Statham skills of gentlemanly conduct and friendliness as displayed in my movies?
I must confess to a very nice gentleman I was chatting to in a Bangalore bus station late one night who insisted that I was a South African Cricketer and I did play along.
I am so sorry. I was a little bored and just wanted some fun…..
When you asked my name, the temptation to tell you that I was called Jason Statham was great. I just wanted to somehow see your kids faces when you told them you met this SA Cricketer called Jason Statham and then your proceeded to describe me…..
Which cricketer are you? LoL